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Old 01-14-2005, 07:15 AM
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taza tareen khabrain;)

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Sub se pehle such khabrie undrone Sind ki :-

1. Aj subha (5) murgiyaan bewah aur (18) chuze yateem ho gai waja aik pathan ki Zehrili pad se 3 murge is duniya se chal basse pata chala k woh 3 murge shahdi shuda thay !!! is ka matlab (3) murgoon ki (5) biwiyaan aur un k (18) bache .....

2. Aj Mohtarma Benazir ki Saas ka inteqaal ho gya humare Correspondant k mutabik ye qatal khud Benazir ne hi kya hai waja 'KHANA BOHUT KHATI THI SAALI' aur is ki dakaar se pura mohalla pareshaan tha .....

3. Aj tamam Gai (cow) aur Bhaissoon ne bhook hartal ki waja Un per kiye huwe zulmo setum se sari Gai Bhaissoon ne sare Kisaano ka Bicoutt kiya aur isse ye zahir hota hai k Kisaan un per bohut Ziyatti kar rahe hai . Aik bhais se hum ne pocha toe us ne kaha ( Sale Kisaan k bache khana kam khilate hai aur doud ziyada nikalte hai Kameene )

Ab kuch Khabrie undrone Pakistan ki :-

1. Aj Lahore mai President Pervaiz Musharaf ki biwi toilet mai gir gai jis se Lahore mai Zalzala aa gya ... toe maloom hua k (9) afraad shaheed aur (3) Zakhmi aur (12) la illaj hai

Ab kuch Khabrie International ki :-

1. Aj Sadar Bush ki 60th salgira manai gai ... magar un ko peda hue abhi sirif 50 saal hue hai 'bohut jootha hai saala Bush ka bacha'

Ab kuch khabrie Sports ki :-

1. Aj Inzemam-ul-Haq ne durane batting stadium mai pitch per Pishaab kar di .. 'Saala Pamper bhi nahi pehn k aaya tha dirty boy'

Ab tak k liye itna hi milte hai kuch mazeed kharoo k saath agle Buliten mai jab tak k liye ijazat dijiye ALLAH HAFIZ
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ha ha ha very nice Rizvi bhai
aur khabron ka intezaar rahega
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:51 AM
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thnxxxxxxxx janab abh aur khab rain bohat jald hi aain gi
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Haha acha hai ji thnx for sharing
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Haha acha hai ji thnx for sharing
hmmm thnxx bhai shokriya aap ka
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hmmm thnxx bhai shokriya aap ka
Jeetey rahyeh
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very nice specially pathan's pad
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very nice specially pathan's pad
bohat bohat shokriya janab
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